Before HE CAME forth and multiplied!

ZUMA FOR PRESIDENT!
To stand a chance as president
One must commit a crime
And maybe sit in prison
To do a bit of time.
To name a few like fraud and rape
And have a friend like Shabir Shaik!
He dances for his people
Who think he has got vuma,
The man of which I talk Is Mr. Jacob Zuma!
A pending trial for corruption
Does our country face destruction?
He turns on charm and does a dance
Defeated Thabo stood no chance!
Does Eskom have a lot less power
Than this man who takes a shower..
And wins the people in all his glory
Are we to follow Mugabe's story?
The Whites are all in terrored fear
As Zuma's reign is drawing near.
With his case still duly pending
Does South Africa face an ending?
Are the whites about to pack?
And run for foreign land..
To escape the reign of a criminal
Who will no doubt slash our rand
Will we have a brain drain?
And lose some of our best
Will others still have confidence
To purchase and invest?
We need to wait in vein
And give the man some time,
To see where he will take us in 2009.
Will he rule from prison?
Sitting behind bars,
Or will good behaviour release him
From the clutches of SARS?
I’m just a frightened citizen
With nowhere else to run
Just hoping that South Africa
Will find its place in the sun!
Gay White and Jewish
I’m not his chosen race,
But free of criminal record
Unlike his disgrace!
So where he'll lead our country
Is for us yet to see,
As South Africa is handed over
From Thabo Nbeki!