Wednesday, September 1, 2010
The Latest SALEB!

If you are a junkie for the written word, let me feed your addiction and indulge your drug of choice.
What can possibly more comical than our very own political arena! Circe de Africa! What the ringleader failed to grasp was that there is only one jester per show. Perhaps that explains why the rest are constantly trying to jump through rings of fire. It’s sadly no comedy of errors but instead the travesty of corruption. When Moses led the people into the Promised Land he was focused and had direction. When the leaders of our government move they use faulty equipment. Are those GPS’s stolen!
In order to qualify for a parliamentary position one needs to meet various pre requisites in order to gain a seat in the ruling party. Had these senior citizens been part of the OBE curriculum it may have been a little easier to comprehend their path of self discovery. Perhaps we need to remember that in doing time, one gets a free degree. Had I been guilty of such criminality I would have been given the third degree! So along with entitlement for past misfortunes it seems that the band wagon has a dedicated carriage for theft and corruption. It derailed at the point where those who were freed from incarceration and emancipation were meant to build bridges but decided to build a cabinet instead.
From the chair of the Interpol office to the suite of the Commissioner of Justice, the latest SALEB is now preparing to take the floor....where he will meet others who are similar strangers of the truth. Will the 15 years be reduced for good behaviour which may just mean that he won’t get caught doing the deed or will there be another ugly (idi)otti to slip him some back handers to bribe the wardens with! It’s there that the man will learn the true meaning of a-peel! Sies! Something else to kebble about!
So while the Affirmative Action was taken to understand that the answer to everything is YES – thou shalt steal and thou shalt murder and thou shalt.....The top job now in the Houses of Parliament is for a CLEANER!!! Someone who is willing to polish the filthy cabinet. And just while the guilty SALEB has been replaced by someone who has as big a becky, his wife she smuggle da .....
Ayoba, all is good in South Africa! And as the new curriculum is under reconstruction, just before the current Minister of Education errs and gets detention....let’s give the syllabus a good SHAIK up! For the MO, Shabir is a free man on drug trials proving the efficacy of a well run pharmaceutical company...
I shall refrain from SHOWERING more abject descriptions of those who run our country. Ever wondered if parliament could be run from The Houses of Polsmoor! Seems like there may be more party animals inside than out....They may even be able to operate from their cell phones!
Just when I was losing hope of my lack of ambitious aspirations and achievements to date, I suddenly realised how proud I am not to have met the pre requisites for running this beautiful country....into the ground!
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