Lucky Strike!

Any more attempts to strike - this country will be set ablaze!!!

The Latest SALEB!

If you are a junkie for the written word, let me feed your addiction and indulge your drug of choice.
What can possibly more comical than our very own political arena! Circe de Africa! What the ringleader failed to grasp was that there is only one jester per show. Perhaps that explains why the rest are constantly trying to jump through rings of fire. It’s sadly no comedy of errors but instead the travesty of corruption. When Moses led the people into the Promised Land he was focused and had direction. When the leaders of our government move they use faulty equipment. Are those GPS’s stolen!
In order to qualify for a parliamentary position one needs to meet various pre requisites in order to gain a seat in the ruling party. Had these senior citizens been part of the OBE curriculum it may have been a little easier to comprehend their path of self discovery. Perhaps we need to remember that in doing time, one gets a free degree. Had I been guilty of such criminality I would have been given the third degree! So along with entitlement for past misfortunes it seems that the band wagon has a dedicated carriage for theft and corruption. It derailed at the point where those who were freed from incarceration and emancipation were meant to build bridges but decided to build a cabinet instead.
From the chair of the Interpol office to the suite of the Commissioner of Justice, the latest SALEB is now preparing to take the floor....where he will meet others who are similar strangers of the truth. Will the 15 years be reduced for good behaviour which may just mean that he won’t get caught doing the deed or will there be another ugly (idi)otti to slip him some back handers to bribe the wardens with! It’s there that the man will learn the true meaning of a-peel! Sies! Something else to kebble about!
So while the Affirmative Action was taken to understand that the answer to everything is YES – thou shalt steal and thou shalt murder and thou shalt.....The top job now in the Houses of Parliament is for a CLEANER!!! Someone who is willing to polish the filthy cabinet. And just while the guilty SALEB has been replaced by someone who has as big a becky, his wife she smuggle da .....
Ayoba, all is good in South Africa! And as the new curriculum is under reconstruction, just before the current Minister of Education errs and gets detention....let’s give the syllabus a good SHAIK up! For the MO, Shabir is a free man on drug trials proving the efficacy of a well run pharmaceutical company...
I shall refrain from SHOWERING more abject descriptions of those who run our country. Ever wondered if parliament could be run from The Houses of Polsmoor! Seems like there may be more party animals inside than out....They may even be able to operate from their cell phones!
Just when I was losing hope of my lack of ambitious aspirations and achievements to date, I suddenly realised how proud I am not to have met the pre requisites for running this beautiful country....into the ground!

Test your moral high ground!

Here's a difficult one.
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand
morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in
which you
will have to make a decision.


THE SITUATION

Johannesburg has seen it's worst storm in living memory. There
is chaos
all around with severe flooding.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and
you're
caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is
nearly
hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people disappearing into the water.
Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.


THE TEST

Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his
life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is... It's Julius Malema!
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under
forever.
You have two options:
1st you can save the life of Julius Malema or 2nd you can
shoot a
dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of
one of the
country's most powerful men!


THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer. . ..



Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go
with a more
classic ........black and white film?

Beautiful words of inspiration

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING

A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.

When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good, and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.

When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking'

New Porn Channel for DSTV

While listened to a somewhat heated debate on Cape Talk as to whether launching a Porn Channel is a good thing or not, an elderly lady called in with her rather staunch point of view! Her irritation was palbable as she expressed herself rather succinctly saying to the talk show host "oh come come!!!!"

That wasnt enough....Dick then called in to give his piece of ....mind!!!!

A thought!

Ever wondered if there are any Jews / a Shul and Rabbi in Christchurch!